A Cop in Every Living Room

California Assemblywoman Sally Lieber is going to introduce a bill to make it a misdemeanor to spank children who are four years of age or younger. Violators will be subject to a year in jail and/or a $1,000 fine.

It won’t be long before the sex position law is intreduced.
Only the missionary position will be allowed under this new law, anything else will be considered offensive and equal to rape.
If your partner agrees to a different position, she’ll have to sign a conceding form.

In addition, all men will have to stop all activities upon hearing a moan, they must investigate the meaning of that particular moan before proceeding with the agreed activity.

I've heard in the past

In 2006, Oil prices will never hover below $70 a barrel

In 2000, the market will never go down.

In 2001, the Markey will never go up.

In 2002, real estate will never go down.

In 2007, real estate will never go up the way it did in 2002.

That’s why all people are stupid.