Why didn’t she suggest using only one's bare hand?

Please skip if you ever fantasized over Sheryl Crow and want to keep the fantasy alive.

Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

A German Judge ....

A German judge's citing of the Quran in arguing that a Muslim woman seeking a divorce came from a background in which men may use corporal punishment against their wives drew condemnation Thursday from political and Muslim leaders.

The Frankfurt administrative court said the judge was removed from the divorce proceedings of the woman — a German of Moroccan descent, married to a Moroccan citizen, who said she had been mistreated and threatened by her husband.

The judge, Christa Datz-Winter, said in a recommendation earlier this year that both partners came from a "Moroccan cultural environment, in which it is not uncommon for a man to exert a right of corporal punishment over his wife," the court said in a statement.

She argued that it was not an exceptional hardship case in which fast-track divorce proceedings would be justified.

When the woman protested, Datz-Winter cited a passage from the Islamic holy book, the Quran, to back up her argument, the court said. Its vice president, Bernhard Olp, said he could not immediately specify the passage.

Horny old men

Who love Angelina.

Who am I?

Why am I so lazy? How does a person get motivated? Once a mammal gets motivated the sky is the limit.

Am I destined to become a non-accomplished lazy ass?

Just the thought of such an outcome terrifies me, since the horrible outcome of such a thought makes me realize that I’m not destined for greatness.

Maybe I won’t be a Voltaire, although I must confess, I didn’t give up hope as of yet.

Some say that a person’s dark mood brings out the best in him, well I’ve had some dark moments and wasn’t able to squeeze one tidbit of anything remotely good.

If you’ve been an unfortunate web surfer and read my venting, well than …….

My favored Voltaire story:

Voltaire said on his deathbed (some attribute this to Machiavelli), after thrice refusing the entreaties of a priest to repent his sins and renounce Satan, ``At a time like this, Father, one tries not to make new enemies.'

A Cop in Every Living Room

California Assemblywoman Sally Lieber is going to introduce a bill to make it a misdemeanor to spank children who are four years of age or younger. Violators will be subject to a year in jail and/or a $1,000 fine.

It won’t be long before the sex position law is intreduced.
Only the missionary position will be allowed under this new law, anything else will be considered offensive and equal to rape.
If your partner agrees to a different position, she’ll have to sign a conceding form.

In addition, all men will have to stop all activities upon hearing a moan, they must investigate the meaning of that particular moan before proceeding with the agreed activity.

I've heard in the past

In 2006, Oil prices will never hover below $70 a barrel

In 2000, the market will never go down.

In 2001, the Markey will never go up.

In 2002, real estate will never go down.

In 2007, real estate will never go up the way it did in 2002.

That’s why all people are stupid.

Is climate change bad for all?

It's looking good for seals:

Climate change putting seals in the mood for love.

Male seals are reaping the benefits of climate change by having more sex, scientists have discovered.

Someone found the reason for ....

World's tallest man saves dolphin